Anticipated response: I don't have any. Or Absolutely not. Let me go.

Reply: Wrap your legs and arms around tighter and don't let go. You don't leave until you tell me a sexy story. You have a great imagination. No excuses.

Anticipated response: Silence or No.

Reply: If you had to write a sexy romance novel would the theme be: pirate/captive, patient/doctor, school girl/professor? Pick one. Now tell me what is your lovely heroine's name? [Insert her name?] How did she meet her rogue, [insert your name]? Does she resist him initially? How does he win her over? Does he do this? Start touching her breasts. If there is no resistance, continue the questioning, What about this? Touch her elsewhere; continue the pattern.

Anticipated response: Stop It.

Reply: Then te